Wallet Roast — Free AI Crypto Portfolio Analyzer
Wallet Roast is a free, AI-powered tool that analyzes Ethereum cryptocurrency wallets and generates satirical, humorous roasts of your portfolio. Simply paste your wallet address or ENS domain to get started.
How It Works
- Enter your Ethereum wallet address (0x...) or ENS name (e.g., vitalik.eth)
- Our AI reads your on-chain token balances in real-time
- Receive a brutally honest, AI-generated roast of your portfolio
- Get a portfolio score (0-100), risk assessment, and asset breakdown
- Share your roast on Twitter/X or view the Hall of Shame leaderboard
Features
- Real-time Ethereum wallet analysis using blockchain data
- AI-powered roast generation with personalized commentary
- Risk level assessment (Low, Medium, High)
- Portfolio health score from 0 to 100
- ENS domain resolution support
- Whale and spam token detection
- One-click MetaMask/Rabby wallet connection
- Shareable roast results with unique URLs
Supported Wallets
Wallet Roast supports all Ethereum (ETH) wallets including MetaMask, Rabby, Coinbase Wallet, and any ERC-20 compatible address. ENS domains (.eth) are fully supported and automatically resolved.
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